what was up with Andrew’s bowtie tonight.
it looks sad
is that a regular tie
that is a regular tie
tied up
as a bow tie
oh my god andrew
did you fucking wear a regular tie
and then get embarrassed when everyone else was wearing a bowtie
and try to fix it
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Favourite Benedict Photoshoots → The Sunday Times
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Do you ever stop and realize that people probably discuss you from time to time when you arent around to witness it
Not even in a specifically positive or negative way just like
people mention you, or think of you, you occur to people sometimes
that’s the most unnerving thing that i can think of, thats so weird, that i exist to people when im not even interacting with them
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‘she tripped, but a pair of strong arms grabbed hold of her from behind before she hit the floor’
‘…she tilted her head back to look into his eyes, enjoying the feel of his warm arms wrapped around her torso’
‘…her hands intertwined behind his neck as their lips met’
‘…she wrapped her legs around his waist as
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my teacher: where is your homework?
me: may i deliver it to you through interpretive dance
“i hate you so much, you beautiful fuckers” i whisper as i right-click save every bit of roxydirk i can find
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
Hipsters: Would live in lofty towers high above the commoners
Potterheads: Would run book shops and wand shops and enjoy their fun
Sherlockians: Would run the police force
Whovians: Would be lost in space and time somewhere?
Shia LaBeouf Fans: Would make everyone else be afraid to enter the woods alone at night
Homestucks: Would be a terrible street gang split into factions; gunning other ships down and anyone who got in their way
Once-lings: Would be the creepy hippies who live in the park
Supernatural: Would work in a garage filled with salt.
Avengers: Would be running around in tight, spangly outfits playing trading card games.
Submas: Would run and live in the subway systems.
Hetalians: Would rule the country the city was in.
Only tumblr can give me feels about math…
^
why.
crying.
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I still wish they would have won. They’re so much fun.
Just bringing this back because this will always be the best Eurovision song to me.
